RAJNIKANTH JOKES

1)     When Rajnikanth was a kid, he played in soil and dug small holes. Now, countries use them to  extract petrol and coal.

2)     Top leaders and scientists from  various countries meet Rajnikanth to find a permanent solution for “Global warming”

3)     Rajnikanth  spends  winter holidays  in venus(480 deg c)  and summer holidays in Uranus(-224 deg c).

4)      Rajnikanth liked moon ‘s light. So he just touched it. He hated sun’s light ,so he just kicked it.

5)     Rajnikant can  create a folder named CON in windows.

6)     Once Rajnikanth went to Africa, he fell so thirsty at a place that he drank as much water as he could. Today  the place is called the great Sahara Desert.

7)     Newton’s Laws changed.

a)     Every object in the universe  will  remain  at rest or in  motion unless  Rajnikanth has applied  a force upon it.

b)     Force is directly proportional to acceleration applied by Rajnikanth.

c)      For every action, there is an equal and opposite Rajnikanth action.

8)     After 2000 years from now, which  book will be used to take oath in courts.

Rajnigeetha – A book containing phrases of Rajni’s famous dialogues .

9)     What will happen if Rajnikanth is cloned to get another one.

There will be two parallel Universes,   with 2  alternate types of water, fire and  air.

10)Rajnikanth can see Higg’s Boson through his  naked eye.

11)  Once on a  Vana mahothsava day ,Rajnikanth  planted saplings across  river bank. The place  is now called Amazon rain forest.

12)Once Lightning struck Rajnikanth. He felt someone touched him from behind.

13) Rajnikanth ‘s password length is  10 to the power 256.

14) Rajnikanth got angry and kicked the ground. It measured 7 in  the Richter scale.

15) Why  do the  Japanese admire Rajnikanth so much..?

a)     Because till now they could not make a Robot that   can fall in love with  a girl.

b)     So that they can avert Hiroshima and Nagasaki incidents  in future.

c)      They  never  heard of someone who used volcanoes as flower pots(firecracker/phuljadi)

d)     Their fastest trains could not break Rajnikanth’s 100 metre running record at school.

16) Food Inflation in India can be reduced to some extent if Rajnikanth eats a little less for breakfast.

17)Once Rajnikanth went to a Bengali restaurant. He ordered    1 blue whale fry(full) as starter.

18)Rajnikanth can make a black & white Rainbow.

19)In  Rajnikanth 's garden you will find

1) A rose plant without thorns.

2) A tree bearing potatoes

3)seedless mango.

4)sweet chillies

20)Rajnikanth once applied for the  post of  chief  bodyguard  of  Arnold,   but was rejected  as  “overqualified”.

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21) Rajnikanth can hear  the sound  of  pin drop in a fish market.

22) Rajnikanth  was once   interrogated at  US airport for 5 minutes , Barack obama was punished  to stand outside white house for 5 hours.

23) Rajnikanth  bought a new  plan for his phone  , but   download speed was less  . The  government gifted  him entire 3G spectrum for free to keep him calm.

24) Rajnikanth can prove E  ≠ mc^2

25) Once, Rajnikanth could not  get  a flight ticket  to Singapore , The airline company  got  grounded next day.

26)Rajnikanth was once bitten by a mosquito from   a  nearby lake. The next day, all mosquitoes in the lake died of dengue.