1) SHOCK
In a crowded bus, a man
intentionally touches a girls hand.
girl: kyun be.?
man: sorry , I am an electrician. Mujhe bar bar shock lene ki aadat hai.
Girl gets angry and pricks him fiercely with a needle.
man (screaming with pain) : kyun kiya..?
Girl: I am a nurse. Mujhe bar bar bimar ki cheek sunne ki aadat hai..
2) STOCK EXCHANGE
girl: kyun be.?
man: sorry , I am an electrician. Mujhe bar bar shock lene ki aadat hai.
Girl gets angry and pricks him fiercely with a needle.
man (screaming with pain) : kyun kiya..?
Girl: I am a nurse. Mujhe bar bar bimar ki cheek sunne ki aadat hai..
2) STOCK EXCHANGE
6) Three ladies were returning
home after shopping. Two of them who spent a lot where boasting and making fun of the third for buying so
less.
1st : I spent so much that my dad won’t give me a single rupee hereafter.
2nd : I spent the
entire money my husband sent to me this year.
The third got angry but still managing
to save some pride said.
“Last month I shopped so much for
my sister’s wedding that BSE Sensex dropped
by 15 points”
3) Punar Janam
4) Height of concern
Don’t always sit in front of the computer, you will diminish your eyesight,
a women said to her 95 year old husband.
3) Punar Janam
Raju sees a
beautiful girl in a temple. He goes to flirt with the girl along
with his friend shyam.
Shyam to girl: " Yeh raju hai. yaad karo pichle janam me yeh Dev tha , tumhara pati, aur isi mandir mein tum dono ne shaadi ki thi.."
suddenly Raju s girlfriend comes running , hugs raju and says "Itne din kahaan pe the jaaneman..?"
Girl: Ab, yeh kaun hai.?
Shyam : Dev apne shaadi ke baad isse mandir mein milne aya karta tha.
Shyam to girl: " Yeh raju hai. yaad karo pichle janam me yeh Dev tha , tumhara pati, aur isi mandir mein tum dono ne shaadi ki thi.."
suddenly Raju s girlfriend comes running , hugs raju and says "Itne din kahaan pe the jaaneman..?"
Girl: Ab, yeh kaun hai.?
Shyam : Dev apne shaadi ke baad isse mandir mein milne aya karta tha.
Don’t always sit in front of the computer, you will diminish your eyesight,
a women said to her 95 year old husband.
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