change of character
1) If Emraan Hashmi acted in the films of sharukh khan instead of him , what would have been the titles of such movies.?
-Balatkar
-Sab kuch hojata hai.
-Dilwale bache de jayenge.
-Zarooratein.
-Kabhi gaal kabhi hont .
-Yes darling.
-Phir bhi man nahi mani
-Kabhi bas nahi kehna.
-Jab thak hai uttejan.
-Raat ho na ho.
2) Reality shows in Indian television.
-> All most all shows are hosted or judged by people from film industry as if to say they are real ambassadors or geniuses in every talent/skill in the world.
-> Kids are made to toil hard and get abuses in a dance floor for the price money which their parents may spend one day.
-> Everyone enters a house with the same bag to live in a house for months and a person should throw all his friends out to stay in the house all alone.
-> You hurl abuses in offensive language to co-participant’s parents and sisters and win a game show to make your parents and sister proud.
-> All the problems in your life get completely solved by a signed cheque worth ten times your annual income..?
-> You cannot laugh at a joke if a comedian is not accompanied by a hot women.
Punch Lines
3)Punch lines of few brands and different contexts where they can be used.
Petrol price rise by 1 rupee every fortnight -> zor ka jhatka dheere se lage .
deepika 's advice to girls who marry frauds -> pehle istamal kare phir vishwas kare
women from kenya wins miss world -> 6 hafte mein gorapan.
IT engineer buried with his computer after death -> zindagi ke saath bhi zindagi ke baad bhi
Doctor asking a high BP patient in ICU -> Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai.?
police asking kasab for his last wish -> hak se maango
A lady thinks when her wicked mother-in-law is on terrace -> push karo khush raho
A youngster after looking at girls in first day of his college -> jee lalchaye rahaan na jaye
Started drinking whiskey after his first breakup-> vishwas hai is mein kuch khaas hai.
Drinking whiskey after break up with 5 girls ->Ab dard mitaye chutki mein
women giving birth to six babies at once -> high performance delivered.
women fighting for equal property rights with men -> joh mera hai woh tera hai, joh tera hai woh mera !
A man pulling aeroplane with his teeth -> tutega kaise ambuja cement se jo bani hai (teeth)
politician promising clean and safe drinking water -> kaun deta hai sabse shudh paani
A leopard enters a night club in mumbai -> cheetah bhi peeta hai.
No 11 batsmen needs to score 1 run to win -> darr ke aage jeet hai.
A foreigner selling bikinis in desi style -> isko laga dala toh life jingalala
After a girl buys it -> Ab karlo duniya mutti mein.
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