Newspaper
headlines in 2024
> HRD minister announces to build soundproof
tents with lights, AC, 24 hours power and water supply in every village for
Rapists.
> A thief
comes out of jail on bail after getting arrested for stealing 2 LPG cylinders
from sachin’s house.
> Violent protests by opposition parties to add gilli danda for Mumbai Olympics
> Indian Shopkeepers are selling tomatoes , eggs ,chappals
,shoes at highly discounted prices for
people attending political rallies.
> Tickets of all trains to mumbai for travel dates up to 2034 already booked : Indian Railways
Fire In Parliament
One day fire breaks in the parliament building. All ministers start
running for safety. Rahul gandhi calls the fire station 2nd
time.
“Abey, aag lagke 30
minute ho gaya . piche ka hissa pura jal gaya..jaldi ghadi bhej.”
Fire station guy: Sir, maine to
time pe gaadi bheja tha. Driver aaj bahut dheere chala raha hai.
3) Protests
Nationwide
protests and violence takes place in
India. Government imposes curfew and asks all shops, schools, colleges to close
and buses, trains to stop running.
Curfew
continues for weeks but nothing changes
politician’s mind. Finally a group of elderly citizens & youngsters, who
were sick & ill healthy by now, appeal
to the supreme court to remove the ban
on some critical shops.
Supreme court immediately orders
shopkeepers that two shops should be kept open ->
Dawa khana(Medical stores) &
Daarukhana.(Liquor shops)
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