Politics jokes



  Newspaper headlines in 2024

>  HRD minister announces to build soundproof tents with lights, AC, 24 hours power and water supply in every village for Rapists.

>  A  thief comes out of jail on bail after getting arrested for stealing 2 LPG cylinders from sachin’s  house.

>  Violent protests by opposition parties  to add gilli danda for Mumbai Olympics 

>  Indian Shopkeepers are selling tomatoes , eggs ,chappals ,shoes at  highly discounted prices for people attending political rallies.

> Tickets of all trains to mumbai  for travel dates up to  2034   already booked  : Indian Railways


Fire In Parliament



One day fire breaks in the parliament building. All ministers start running for safety. Rahul gandhi  calls the fire station 2nd time.

“Abey,   aag lagke   30 minute ho gaya . piche ka hissa pura jal gaya..jaldi  ghadi bhej.”

Fire station guy:  Sir, maine to time pe gaadi bheja tha. Driver aaj bahut dheere chala raha hai.




3)  Protests
 Nationwide protests and violence  takes place in India. Government imposes curfew and asks all shops, schools, colleges to close and  buses, trains to stop running.

Curfew continues for  weeks but nothing changes politician’s mind. Finally a group of elderly citizens & youngsters, who were sick & ill healthy by  now, appeal  to the supreme court to remove the ban on some critical shops.

Supreme court immediately orders shopkeepers  that two shops should be  kept open ->
Dawa khana(Medical stores) &
Daarukhana.(Liquor shops)
 
 

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