Santa Jokes

1) Santa & Elevator

A company had  its  office in 10th floor. The maintenance  head of a company  shouted  at  worker  Santa.

“Just get  the  elevator repaired  by today .Tomorrow , our  honourable chairman  might give a  surprise visit to our office ”.

                                   

Santa  worked for  whole night and got the  elevator repaired. He did not inform this to anyone. Next day , santa came late to office  only to know  he     got suspended .why.?

Because Santa forgot to  remove the board  "Lift is faulty .use stairs for your safety"

2)   OMNIPRESENT

 Santa went to listen to  a religious saint’s speech  with his wife.

The saint was saying “God is  present in every object and every place of the world. He is the one who invites or denies  you  to any  place  to exercise your actions.

Santa wanted to go to loo and  left the seat.

Wife asked  , “kahaan jaa rahe ho..?

Santa : Bhagwaan bula rahein hain.

3) Santa Misses the Train
Why did santa miss the train?
Because he could not find the W/L coach   as  it was printed W/L- 56 on his ticket.


  4)     Santa's shop.
Santa wanted to  to sell fridge and microwave ovens  to public for cheap cost , but no one came  to buy it. why.?Santa   wrote    “don’t place cold food “  on all  the fridges  and “don’t place hot food” on all   the microwaves. 

5) Santa's revenge.

Santa lived in the ground floor of a flat. One night , santa could not sleep peacefully  as  “tak  tak “ sound was heard continuously  due to someone hitting the floor  for repair work  from  the first floor.Santa thought he wouldn’t be able to   sleep ,  so    he would teach them a lesson. He took  a big  hammer and  hit the ceiling  of his house   the whole night,  “tak tak tak...”